The man comes too late and knocks the door.
His wife says:- Go back from where you have
just come.- I will jump into a pool.- Whatever.
Kill yourself.The man throws a stone into the
water. The wife runs out of the house to help,
while the man is carefully comes inside and
locks the door. The woman is in shock:- Let
me in or I will shout!- Oh, and you will explain
all the neighbors where you have come from in
your pants and bra in the midnight.